A Makeup Tutorial For Donald Trump’s America

Hello ladies! And by ladies, I strictly mean people born with vaginas who identify with wearing skirts, changing diapers and of course using makeup! In today's tutorial we're going to go over the perfect day makeup look for life in Donald Trump's America. Start with a face that's freshly washed and moisturized. I highly recommend …

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All I Want For Christmas Is A Membership To The Conservative Party Of Canada

Ask progressive Canadians what they want for Christmas and their answers are likely the Secret Path deluxe boxed set, electoral reform and of course, a time machine. But what they should be saying is this, “I would like a membership to the Conservative Party of Canada.” Why? Because while tsk-tsking Kellie “Canadian values” Leitch, Chris …

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How Ted Nugent’s Fans Predicted Donald Trump’s Victory

Donald Trump’s victory, the racist attacks, the fake news… In retrospect, I should have seen it all coming. For several years I worked on Ted Nugent’s official website, an experience that gave me a startling amount of insight into the mind of the American Right. If you were to draw a Venn diagram in which …

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Why Does Electricity Cost So Much In Ontario?

If you live in Ontario, it's hard to go a day without hearing or seeing or reading something about Ontario's supposed sky-high electricity costs. It's the Ontario equivalent to bitching about real estate costs in BC or the NDP/Justin Trudeau in Alberta. This obsession isn't without some justification. Costs are undeniably up, particularly in rural Ontario. …

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